Paintball/ Football analogies

[Buns of steel]

Originally posted by scribble
heres an uncomparison for you...football = crap; paintball = not crap...how is this relevant to paintball?

Because it's about Paintballers on a Paintball forum, take a chill pill and try to come up with something that is either
A: amusing or
B:an intelligent observation.

Or is it that you've been trying to do that and it's starting to p*ss you off. When I first wrote the thread I had to re-write it a hundred times because the analogies were either cr*p or going to get me battered ( I went with Junior, Alan and John because they know I don't mean it, and they couldn't fight their way out of a plastic bag )

So chill out and add something rather than slagging it.

Sorry I only just noticed your from "Over the Pond" so this might not be very amusing to you, but then is a world wide web

 

[scribble]

Buns - I am actually British. I was also just bitter yesterday, too much on my plate. Apologies to everyone. No excuses. I have been trying hard to find someone that could fill the Peter Beardsley position for the obvious reason but alas i do not have the guts to post them up...

Ledz - Tango man supporter - crazy bout paintball/football.

Hope thats better Buns. Sorry for jackin' up thread.
Ps I still detest soccer

 

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

Tortoiselicker--The Norwich Sinners--Emeale Heskey
Hes to tall, cant shoot amd has all the ability of a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.




Oh crap thats me aint it, well if thast the case can i take the Peter Beardsley title as well as I'm fecking Ugly

 

[Bird]

Originally posted by little g
Im afraid it has already been decided than 'Beard' is Urs Meier. Not because of bad reffing, but because of his lovely blonde beard and extreme likeness to the infamous ref!!!

Apologies - how could I miss the obvious?!!

Any votes for Jimmy Hill yet? Or that crazy Italian goalie of yesteryear?

 

[D6]

Mark Blakemore= Beardsley...


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[Skyhawk]

hmm... i can't think of any football analogies, however...


Kyle Milton - Ali G






Skyhawk

 

[Crazy]

Me - benny hill

Ok he doesn't play football ( soccer ) but it's better then looking like some of the union guys you sent over to steal the world cup from us.

 

[sykesg]

Originally posted by Crazy
Me - benny hill

Ok he doesn't play football ( soccer ) but it's better then looking like some of the union guys you sent over to steal the world cup from us.

I double dares you tell tell the next one of those boys you see that you think they're fugly

 

[Crazy]

Originally posted by sykesg
I double dares you tell tell the next one of those boys you see that you think they're fugly

Um......no.
I don't want to change career to be a football

(crawls back into kangaroo pouch mumbling "bloody english footballers")

P.S. I love watching the english football on TV as it beats any other league I've seen.

 

[Bolter]

Originally posted by duffistuta
Andy Piper - Jan Molby (nuff said)

lol my sides hurt!!

Duncster = ryan gigs, but only cause of the side burns.