Paintball/ Football analogies

[Buns of steel]

Pinching a bit from another thread, but if you had to compare ballers to footballers, who with who and why?



Here's a few to start with.

Junior Brown (Nexus)- Ronaldo Man U - Pretty boy.

Alan Smith- (Tigers)- Steve Gerrard- Play maker

Adrian Saunders-(ex-Tigers)- The FA Cup

John Sosta- (Storm)- Zola- Italian Short *rse

So who is the Beckham of Paintball, or the Vinnie Jones?

 

[duffistuta]

Andy Piper - Jan Molby (nuff said)

 

[Joe "get" Carter]

Greg Hastings - Paul Scholes

 

[Solonor]

hey.

Mom ,can i be Angelos Charisteas of paintball?

 

[Bird]

Robbo - "Razor" Ruddock
Billy Gardner - Bobby Robson
Johan - Niall Quinn
Adam "Beard" - Eidur Gudjohnson
Ryan Greenspan - Christiano Ronaldo (both pretty boyz)
LaSoya - David Ginola (both sponsored by L'oreal..... )

I challenge anyone to find a paintballer as good looking or as well dressed as Beckham....

 

[Superflyuk]

Goober/Stongle - David Beckham (both dress camp)

 

[scribble]

heres an uncomparison for you...football = crap; paintball = not crap...how is this relevant to paintball?

 

[Kyle - Shock Unit 04]

sam telfer = filipo inzaghi

seems to dive and cry whenever touched too hard!!

love you sam!!

 

[Grendel-Khan]

Sergei Leontiev (please don't kill me if I spelled it wrong)= Alex Ferguson
Ron Nelson = Sol Campbell
Maybe.
I'm American, what the hell do I know about football?

 

[little g]

Originally posted by Bird

Adam "Beard" - Eidur Gudjohnson

Im afraid it has already been decided than 'Beard' is Urs Meier. Not because of bad reffing, but because of his lovely blonde beard and extreme likeness to the infamous ref!!!

Originally posted by Bird

I challenge anyone to find a paintballer as good looking or as well dressed as Beckham....

And as for challanging Becks, I would have to say Tommy Gun from Nexus!!!