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Walker (Nitro)

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Jul 8, 2001
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Bring it on Pat sharp......

I'll slap you so hard it'll make your teeth bleed, and then i'll grab you by the mullet and spin you around Hulkster stylee.

then for a finale', I'll get a K2 jersey wipe my hairy ass with it then stick it up lathams Jap!
 

Al Woods

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Jul 7, 2001
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BOOOOOM It's on now!!

I'll slap you. Yup, I won't punch your lardy ass I'll just slap you like a bitch. In fact I'll lock you in a real cold room in just your y-fronts then I'll slap your cold melon flesh and slap you real hard with wet hands, you know that'll sting bitch. You'll have one permanent red raw hand mark coz I'll just keep slapping in the same place till it goes bright pink.

Then, just to add insult I'll make your Impulse work and shoot you with it, on the same pink mark.
 

Walker (Nitro)

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Jul 8, 2001
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Lets go cracker.......

i'll tie you to a sunbed, then slap you with a wet fish until you bleeeeeed mutha.. then i'll get your angel, and fire it so it chops like a butcher all over your ass, so it looks like lathams wacked all over your 80's mulleted ass.....

chump;)
 

Al Woods

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oh dear

Walker, what do seven days make??

That's right, a WEEK, just like your response fool. WEAK!!

I'll tear out one of your eyes and use that instead of the Vision eye THEN I'll unload a case of Scherer into your anus in the middle of winter with an 18" old school AA barrel for a nice snug fit. No, better still, I'll use one of them 'Rail' barrels that fires through anything. THEN I'll walk around with you hanging from the end of your gun using your over ripe melon ass as a barrel plug, perhaps accidentally firing one off due to the super light trigger. BOOOOOM!!! ;)