BOOOOOM It's on now!!
I'll slap you. Yup, I won't punch your lardy ass I'll just slap you like a bitch. In fact I'll lock you in a real cold room in just your y-fronts then I'll slap your cold melon flesh and slap you real hard with wet hands, you know that'll sting bitch. You'll have one permanent red raw hand mark coz I'll just keep slapping in the same place till it goes bright pink.
Then, just to add insult I'll make your Impulse work and shoot you with it, on the same pink mark.