Ok ,this isn't fair!
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Ledz's hawking radiation? I admit, I've seen people, particularly smokers, hawk some disgusting loogies, but his have radiation? That's bad...
Jay, I have roomed with Ledz on a few occasions and I have to say, they were experiences that I am still receiving counseling for.
His entire existence seems to be closely tied with biological functions of the most disgusting kind.
His food intake would rival that of a medium sized herd of bison, he can only eat food that has been liberally drenched with a type of chili sauce that makes Sulphuric Acid taste like a sherbet dip, he's a gastronomic miracle.
This food intake then follows the normal rules of biology and 'what goes in, must come out' but unfortunately with Ledz, whereas most food substances are reduced still in solid form before being expelled, his food is almost totally converted to gas.
Problem is, the solid / gas ratio is huge and it's not just the sheer volume of gas thats the problem; for some reason, his body conspires to concoct a smell so foul, it would render a charging bull elephant unconscious at 25 meters .... I kid you not mate, that dude stinks when his ass burps....
When rooming with him, and especially in the morning, I have seen him transform a flat duvet into what resembled a hot air balloon with just one expulsion from his rear end .. he would then look at me as though I was in the wrong for being so disgusted.
Needless to say, I used to politely seek out another room for fear of my life and leave the others to brave the nasal onslaught.
But saying all that, you couldn't find a better mate
His entire existence seems to be closely tied with biological functions of the most disgusting kind.
His food intake would rival that of a medium sized herd of bison, he can only eat food that has been liberally drenched with a type of chili sauce that makes Sulphuric Acid taste like a sherbet dip, he's a gastronomic miracle.
This food intake then follows the normal rules of biology and 'what goes in, must come out' but unfortunately with Ledz, whereas most food substances are reduced still in solid form before being expelled, his food is almost totally converted to gas.
Problem is, the solid / gas ratio is huge and it's not just the sheer volume of gas thats the problem; for some reason, his body conspires to concoct a smell so foul, it would render a charging bull elephant unconscious at 25 meters .... I kid you not mate, that dude stinks when his ass burps....
When rooming with him, and especially in the morning, I have seen him transform a flat duvet into what resembled a hot air balloon with just one expulsion from his rear end .. he would then look at me as though I was in the wrong for being so disgusted.
Needless to say, I used to politely seek out another room for fear of my life and leave the others to brave the nasal onslaught.
But saying all that, you couldn't find a better mate
Tom, the thread title is ..... 'ok, this isn't fair' ......get the idea mate?is it remotely possible this thread could get back on track, whatever that was....
I heard rumours that ledz has had the muscle removed from his throat so the food literally drops straight down to the stomach. Apparently its more efficient that way.Jay, I have roomed with Ledz on a few occasions and I have to say, they were experiences that I am still receiving counseling for.
His entire existence seems to be closely tied with biological functions of the most disgusting kind.
His food intake would rival that of a medium sized herd of bison, he can only eat food that has been liberally drenched with a type of chili sauce that makes Sulphuric Acid taste like a sherbet dip, he's a gastronomic miracle.
This food intake then follows the normal rules of biology and 'what goes in, must come out' but unfortunately with Ledz, whereas most food substances are reduced still in solid form before being expelled, his food is almost totally converted to gas.
Problem is, the solid / gas ratio is huge and it's not just the sheer volume of gas thats the problem; for some reason, his body conspires to concoct a smell so foul, it would render a charging bull elephant unconscious at 25 meters .... I kid you not mate, that dude stinks when his ass burps....
When rooming with him, and especially in the morning, I have seen him transform a flat duvet into what resembled a hot air balloon with just one expulsion from his rear end .. he would then look at me as though I was in the wrong for being so disgusted.
Needless to say, I used to politely seek out another room for fear of my life and leave the others to brave the nasal onslaught.
But saying all that, you couldn't find a better mate
The man has no throat as we know it, he was born with a permanently open delivery chute in his neck, and a shuttle-train that connects his stomach to his ass that never stops chugging....Ledz is unable to fart in the traditional sense anymore, his ass just goes 'Woo Woo' !
I heard that Ledz's innards were designed by Jack Wood? And teflon coated to reduce friction.
I've known that for a long time Pete and it has nothing to do with me posting drivel either