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Ok, fancy dress suggestions....

fancy dress

darren says, wear a nice cluster of paintball welts, which you normally are, the chicky's will love to lick them all night long.
p.s. try to avoid too many welts on your 12 inches.
simon says put your hands on your head.simon says go as a xmas tree and ask some fit totty to be your fairy,and then they can sit on your face!:p
 

KillerOnion

Lord of the Ringtones
Hrm, whenever I'm in need of something distinctive to wear out to a bar, party, or whatever I have a certain select few things I wear to without a question get some female attention. Not always ending up with the best conclusion, but they do get the ladies to sit down with a drink and talk for a while:

1. Any of my jerseys, particularly red or blue 2000 style (not current) Acerbis, purple Animal Voodoo, or flames JT.
2. Mossy Oak dress shirts in either blue, red, or light yellow. Or even their regular shirts, particularly Shadow Branch or Full Foliage.
3. Justin or Wrangler cowboy shirts. Gotten blown and/or laid 4 times out of 7 trips to one particular bar wearing them. I should go there more often...dunno why I don't.

Ok, costume wise:
1. Go as a doctor. Specialize in mammograms and other breast cancer detection methods.
2. Dress as Hugh Hefner. Who says you actually have to have the millions of dollars, mega mansion, etc. when it's probably just because Hef acts like he does, talks like he does, and dresses like he does.
3. Come as a mechanic, engineer, carpenter, or similar person who carries around a lot of tools. Offer ladies interesting suggestions as to what they and you can do with them.