Beau Carson is the biggest dick on the planet.
If you have never met him or had any dealings with him you will just have to take my word for it. He is remown in Hollywood for being a complete and total tosser, and I think he thought he could make a new name for himself in Paintball (a name other than 'tosser', 'dick' or 'out and out liar')
I apologise to people who thought that they had already identified the biggest dick on the planet. You are wrong. Please relegate your previous selection to 2nd, and install Beau Carson to the seat he so rightly deserves.
By the way, do I sound vindictive sometimes?
I hope so!