I have more wit in my little finger than......... etc!
maybe if your jokes were funnier (mine wasn't actually a joke so it shouldn't count) you wouldn't need Duff to translate them for you.....
I decided to lay off the 'Nam topic as I certainly don't want to upset any old soldiers amongst you.
As for Thatcher, I miss her, but its fun to see her son try to take over small oil-rich african countries by military coup.
These warrior families crack me up!
EDIT ADDED: somebody's got to carry on the grand traditions of the British Empire. TFP