Its Cowes Week (massive isle of wight boat race) this week and they have a huge fireworks display to celebrate the end of the race.
My mate is in the navy (not seen her for years), the navy have a yacht sailing to cowes tonight to watch the display and she asked me if would help her get legless on the boat. Needless to say i jumped at the chance
And yes Nick knows I'm going sailing with an old friend
As you can tell by the longwinded explanation, im not very busy today