Walker - How can you not like Hoegarden especially when you drink wifebeater that is brewed using the sewage water from Slough
What you want is a trip to Belgium my friend where not only can you stock up on Hard Euro Porn to add to your extensive collection
but also you can sample some of the Trappists monks finest beers (8%ish)... Just ignore the locals!
Sorry if none of that makes sense... I've had a few pints of Stella