was it '
Freep8ntballer'?
anyway...
Dear:
Freep8ntballer
[x] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[ ] AOL-er
[x] 12 year old (maybe?)
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[x] Scammer. probably scamming to support their crack habit or something (mmm crack...moreish)
[ ] Other:
You Were Flamed Because
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You committed crimes against pork by-products
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a my class sucks *cry* thread
[x] You haven't read the stickies
[x] You don't know which forum to post in. (he was meant to post in the 'I get a sexual pleasure from pain please, feel free to kick me in the nuts.' forum.
[x] You just plain suck
[x] You don't have a clue
[x] You posted false information
[x] You tried to steal people's money
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [/B]
[ ] You double posted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[x] I don't like your tone of voice
[x] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Post something up you actually own
[x] Read the fcuking FAQ
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[x] Get a job instead of trying to dupe 15yr olds out of their college fund
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[x] A duel-stylee fight against Piper, over a pie (ie: certain death )
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[x] You have psychological issues probably relating to your overgratified/deprived childhood
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog ('cause I bet you ain't got a girlfriend)
[ ] Go to Hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your rejection somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[x] Next time you want people to buy stuff; try putting an address so people can send their cheques...sure you'll get more of a 'response'
[ ] All of the above