You ain't old-skool unless you can remember Pete and his brother making those Excaliber Pumps. I turned in my Lapco grey spririt for one of those. Never worked, ever, and I had to go to a Bud-Orr Sniper....
Cheeky furkah, but unfortunately not too far off the mark.
My brother didn't have anything to do with all that which was probably a good choice on his part, still, the name of the marker was good.
I think my company made about 850 of those Excaliburs and I am pretty sure in confirming that around 7 of them did actually work fine..you were just unlucky Missy