yeah, no, I don't know you then.
Thought you might be that ******* Sam Durnell from Draper Cosmetics. He sold me some 'weight-loss' skin tightening lotion that just transformed me from a 300lb woman into a shiny 300lb woman, all for $150. When I catch that guy he's toast.
You sure you don't know him? Bit of a coincidence, what with the name and all....