OK I have an idea..
Everyone suggest the nicknames and On saturday at training I will reveal all the nicknames to the team and let the team decide.
It's only fair as these are the peeps who have to shout it across the field all the time.
Thereby Oggey doesn't get to choose the coolest nickname, instead we get to choose the most embarassing for him. LOL
PS. OGGEY I think a pic would help a lot.