Nexus In South Africa
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"Jambasa" and "Bowbasou" AKA Jamie and Bowen have been the craziest guys ever.
Bowen has managed in his "hunting" to pick up three very large, old and grizzly women in his quest for the punani. He also undertook the worlds highest Bungi jump (216 metres) at Bloukrans with success....
...needless to say Jamie could not even walk halfway out over the bridge to look without falling to his knees and crawling back to land.
Robbo, you can also cross "visit a strip club" on your Nexus 03 "To-Do List" off. Jamie and Bowen are no longer stripper virgins.
We thought we'd show them a good time with copious amounts of alcohol and fist fighting, and they've held up quite well except for Bowen's one night of "technical Vomiting" after ONE TOT of Stroh Rum...and two VERY ugly, fat, ugly, ugly, ugly swedish sisters.
I'll make sure they're near alcohol death this weekend before packing them up and sending them back to England - "pickled"
Oh yeah, the training was cool too !
Pk
Bowen has managed in his "hunting" to pick up three very large, old and grizzly women in his quest for the punani. He also undertook the worlds highest Bungi jump (216 metres) at Bloukrans with success....
...needless to say Jamie could not even walk halfway out over the bridge to look without falling to his knees and crawling back to land.
Robbo, you can also cross "visit a strip club" on your Nexus 03 "To-Do List" off. Jamie and Bowen are no longer stripper virgins.
We thought we'd show them a good time with copious amounts of alcohol and fist fighting, and they've held up quite well except for Bowen's one night of "technical Vomiting" after ONE TOT of Stroh Rum...and two VERY ugly, fat, ugly, ugly, ugly swedish sisters.
I'll make sure they're near alcohol death this weekend before packing them up and sending them back to England - "pickled"
Oh yeah, the training was cool too !
Pk
PK, actually Bo and J were never strip club virgins, that 'to do' list in the Nexus ad was mine and I've never been into a strip club in my life nor intend to
I inadvertently said one time (after the guys on the team kept trying to get me to go in one) that I would go when we (Nexus) stood on the podium.
I said it whilst in the US and therefore the Campaign Cup podium finish did not count
T
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Glad too hear its all going well out there boys!! By the sounds of it Bowne's gonna come back a fully qualified Feeder
Much love fellas
Glad too hear its all going well out there boys!! By the sounds of it Bowne's gonna come back a fully qualified Feeder
Much love fellas
its ok, i think they will survive.....f anybody runs at em Jamie can always spray something in their eyes to blind them and cover their getaway.......
Of all the S A women I have seen over here they all seem pretty fit, I would say Bowen's lost out there!
Or perhaps they keep their 40 year olds in the country!
Or perhaps they keep their 40 year olds in the country!
Finished training with Nexus boys today again a very good learning experience. Jamie's lame effort of throwing his passport away to force him to play on our team for SPLASH EASTER TOURNEY may still get him a spot in our team after his showing as a "back" player this afternoon in the drills. He is still a little too relaxed at this time to play front for "us" ECX Paintballshop team.Thanks for all the effort guys in coming out, it was really super meeting you and good luck with your Nexus year.
after meeting lizzie (shes from SA) in germany at the euroball 2002, i think "to be relaxed" means he smoked some of your homegrown, right?