OK Guys. If, in your wisdom, like me you have decided to look off-site for your accommodation and have booked the DON JUAN hotel in Lloret de Mar...CANCEL!! This hotel is full to the rafters of OAPs playing cards and bingo and ballroom dancing. The food is dire and the rooms smell of granny pee! I´ve been here all of 2 hours and if it wasn´t for the all inclusive booze´/food/room at 12 quid a nite i´d be begging jags or nexus to let me share their sweaty, farty dorm (see other thread)! Luckily after a bottle of house white i´m not that bothered and they have internet access so all is not lost between now and friday...... If i´m wearing crimplene and donning lavender by friday pls feel free to reprimand me and lead me back to ´the way´!!!