newcastle team press release

[duffistuta]

Who let the toon down?

Get deja vu on Saturday? I did...


Oh Tommy Tommy, Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Sorenson.

 

[Newcastle PA Team Manager]

After the success of the Newcastle Team in this year's PA Cup it should be a fun season in the PA league next year.

We've made 'some' transfers - (although some of the existing Newcastle PA team are remaining) - and we've started to sign some fantastic players from all over the UK to strengthen the already strong N.Outkasts team.

Some great sponsorship has already been secured for the team enabling us to be able to sign more great players - it's gonna be a good season !!

 

[JoseDominguez]

And we are taking anyone they don't want

Anyway, once we are out of the league we can concentrate on the cup and.................

aghhhhhh flashback.

 

[desponge]

tell you what though ,im not wearing bloody black and white stripes,a team top that is tasteful would be prefered,nice swoosh design (back off wanna be fashion designers,this is no place for the likes of you)

 

[outkast iain]

you'll wear whot your damn well told bitch

 

[Loki *Uk*]

BTW I am the Lee Clarke of the sunderland team.

Go to pieces in the box (normally from nut shot)
And Yes I do have that T-Shirt

Good Luck Newcastle, look forward to meeting you Northumberland/Darlington types on the field!!

 

[JoseDominguez]

watch ya back though........I've been making stuff up about you for weeks in PMs now everyone hates you

Pretend your Dale at the practice

 

[Loki *Uk*]

Whatcha Mean Pretend, my name is Dale, I play for Sunderland, my nickname was M&M..

 

[JoseDominguez]

you missed the joke.............. his name was peanut, cos he looks like a fat eminem.
Anyway, his new name is scrutch.

 

[Loki *Uk*]

There is no way I am gonna pretend to be him on Saturday, I will get TK'd. Oh by the way I have just greased up my trix and she slips in real nice