ok well here you go....of course not!
go for it, one joke, I'll fast forward you to 20 posts
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant,when I saw a beautiful women at another table.
I sent her over a bottle of the most expensive wine they had on the menu.
She sent me a note,"I will not touch any of this wine unless you can assure me you have seven inches in your trousers."
I wrote back,"Give me back the wine,as beautiful as you are im not cutting off three inches for anyone."