NEW NEXUS barrel plug
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i can't upload it as i am in work, but if someone where to search on google for a 'nexus pheremone' you may jsut find another fun product. 
http://www.nexuspheromones.com/
Aaaahhhh. That's Robbo's secret, is it?
I knew it must be something he used to attract the ladies.
'cos he's got a face like a smacked arse!!
Aaaahhhh. That's Robbo's secret, is it?
I knew it must be something he used to attract the ladies.
'cos he's got a face like a smacked arse!!
Blimey charlie!!!Originally posted by robtattoo
http://www.nexuspheromones.com/
Aaaahhhh. That's Robbo's secret, is it?
I knew it must be something he used to attract the ladies.
'cos he's got a face like a smacked arse!!
I heard its coz he is hung like a donkey....
As Bowen on our team used to remark every time the subject of female satisfaction came up, 'Guys, why are you even bothering.....'
And if you think he is joking in any way, I was in Amsterdam the weekend he impressed one young lady with his extensive bout of love-making....he lasted 27 secs which by his own admission wasn't his best performance but he did qualify this by adding that he had really enjoyed himself.
When we questioned him as to what the girl may have gotten from such a brief (yet eventful) encounter, he looked at us all with a blank expression of utter non-comprehension.......so much for romance, so much for consideration.....
I was gonna use the phrase 'Wham, bam, thankyou mam' to describe his sexual prowess but I could only get to 'Wh....'
The man's a legend
Bowen Pratt, a true ladies man, come and gone in under 30 secs.
And if you think he is joking in any way, I was in Amsterdam the weekend he impressed one young lady with his extensive bout of love-making....he lasted 27 secs which by his own admission wasn't his best performance but he did qualify this by adding that he had really enjoyed himself.
When we questioned him as to what the girl may have gotten from such a brief (yet eventful) encounter, he looked at us all with a blank expression of utter non-comprehension.......so much for romance, so much for consideration.....
I was gonna use the phrase 'Wham, bam, thankyou mam' to describe his sexual prowess but I could only get to 'Wh....'
The man's a legend
Bowen Pratt, a true ladies man, come and gone in under 30 secs.
Nice one...
One does not become legendary, by screwing as many people as possible...one becomes a legend, by ensuring, that all of the many you screw...remember fondly.
Sadly, bad news travels faster than good news...so, for every lady that Bowen unsuccesfully screws...5 women will know about it within hours....if you screw one succesfully, they are usually too knackered to speak for quite some time!
So ive heard...
One does not become legendary, by screwing as many people as possible...one becomes a legend, by ensuring, that all of the many you screw...remember fondly.
Sadly, bad news travels faster than good news...so, for every lady that Bowen unsuccesfully screws...5 women will know about it within hours....if you screw one succesfully, they are usually too knackered to speak for quite some time!
So ive heard...
In todays mixed up crazy world there is sooo little time to carry out the things we love to do... what is wrong with a little efficiency??
this is a contradiction in terms, no?! - Sounds like a pretty good day out to me!
Tee hee hee!!!
Q. How does Bowen please a woman in the bedroom?
A. He leaves.
This is turning into one of the best threads I've ever read!
Q. How does Bowen please a woman in the bedroom?
A. He leaves.
This is turning into one of the best threads I've ever read!
I think Bowen is very sporting and chilled, that we can sit here and rip the pee out of his sexual endevours!
Nice one
Nice one
