Names for Paintball

[manike]

Originally posted by Buddha 3
We could also go for the military euphemismes...
So we get our point guys to 'reduce' the other team's players by delivering his payload, or delivering his ordnance on target...

Hmmm if I say 'I just delivered my load to that guy' people are gonna question whether or not I am from Holland...

and if I say 'delivered my ordnance' people are gonna smack me for being pretentious...

Hey I've watched boxing matches where someone got a good body hit and others said 'I'll bet that tickled' and also if the punches are weak people will say 'he's just tickling him'...

We don't need to be aggressive. Lets all put flowers in our barrels and smoke dope... No change for the guys from Holland then

manike

 

[Mr Big]

how about 'bumming'?

"John, move up to the front bum!"

"Did you see that guy bum the other guy in the back bum?"

"Get off the field player, I've just bummed you!"


And the word 'paintgun' should be replaced with 'penis'

"I came over the bum, stuck my penis in his face and bummed him."

Have I just gone too far? should I moderate this post?

 

[manike]

LMFAO.

That was brilliant... but yeah I think maybe you should moderate yourself... I'd bet anyone else would get modded for it...



Hilarious though.

manike

 

[Buddha 3]

No, ofcourse not! This is a meaningfull contribution to a worthwhile topic. Besides, bum and penis are not nasty words. If he would have said *&%$# and #@%$@, our trusty purple helmeted warrior would have been moderated in a heartbeat!
I personally think that all those who plea for more PC-ness in paintball should be tarred and feathered, and carried out of town, tied to a railroad girder, but then again, I'm not a nice guy...

*Burbs* I think I feel some ranting and raving boiling up....that, or I've had something dodgy to eat last night...

 

[Tom Tom]

To make it more for the kids,

Bunker = Hidey Hole

Mugging = Found you

So I ran to his Hidey Hole and found him not sure if that is more or less offensive than Mr Big 's post

How about

Bunker = Blow up buddy

Mugging = Re coloured his clothes

 

[Mr Big]

"You've been Robbo'd" - Robbo's teammate has shot you, but Robbo thinks it was him. His teammate is too scared to argue.

"You've been LaSoya'd" - See my post above

"You've been Justin'd" - You've entered an intellectual thread with the world's most honorable paintballer, but he's got bored of you and started talking about poodles.

"You've been Buddha'd" - Your post has mysteriously disappeared after you mentioned that the dutch like to keep it in the family.

Just trying to broaden your vocab a little

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by Mr Big
"You've been Robbo'd" - Robbo's teammate has shot you, but Robbo thinks it was him. His teammate is too scared to argue.

"You've been LaSoya'd" - See my post above

"You've been Justin'd" - You've entered an intellectual thread with the world's most honorable paintballer, but he's got bored of you and started talking about poodles.

"You've been Buddha'd" - Your post has mysteriously disappeared after you mentioned that the dutch like to keep it in the family.

Just trying to broaden your vocab a little

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Now that's some funny $hit!

 

[manike]

How about:-

You've been Talibanned = blown away by team of Americans (with a little British help )

You've been Cubanned = strung up like a turkey and made to look pathetic...

You've been Lasoyad = eliminated by some-one who was playing on...

You've been Campaigned = shot to pieces by a load of Novices (can't wait to see them play in the 'right' division

You've been Boniched = stopped from playing due to having to fix too many other people's guns.

You've been mushroomed = kept in the dark and fed on ****.

That's all folks

manike

 

[Buddha 3]

Originally posted by Mr Big


"You've been Buddha'd" - Your post has mysteriously disappeared after you mentioned that the dutch like to keep it in the family.

I'll pretend to be the stereotypial 'furriner' and act like I don't have a clue what the man is on about...

 

[Wookie]

who or what...

... Is a furriner?

Is it similar to what the Purple Helmeted Big Man was talking about earlier?

As much as I hate PC talk (and Macs too for that matter) I do like seeing the look on peoples' face when I talk about mugging people in a wood at the weekend. We should not be afraid to mug, we should be proud to get away with it.

Or, we could use "short range splattering" as an alternative.

Hmmmmm. maybe not.

Wookie