Chris,
Dude, have you never heard of webcams ?? I bet TJ and Ant have it "always on" as they are tighter than the spandex on Pamela A's chest.
Plus, I knew Pete was going to PGI before you mentioned it on the boards - does that make me TJ?
Plus, as TJ got you the gig would it not have made sense for Ant/Pete or someone to have got hold of him either while you were there or soon after to let him know how it went on.
So.... step AWAY from the sherbet, lie down, chill and realise that Teej will never be anything but Teej.