A black cloud looms across the p8ntball sky
a nimbus full of spite
he's looking for retribution
The Dark brings forth the night
Black rain descends upon the 36
who voted for his demise
they'll regret the day they chose him
pbnation will hear their cries
They say that 'hell hath no fury
like a woman scorned'
This shadow's vengeance knows no limits
they'll scream but they were warned
It started as a website joke
nothing but a bit of fun
a hundred and thirty one votes later
the payback's just begun
Like baby seals upon p8nt's shores
their heads they will be splattered
the Warrior now seeks revenge
and blood is all that matters
As p8ntball history writes itself
and these things come to pass
T'will be Eric's finest hour
when he kicks all that white ass
OK, I'm no poet and I kno'et