Midlands Masters (Comical Moments)

[Crusher]

not really MM

While at campaign last year I had the pleasure of watching one of our old team try to mug out a back man in a lay daown can. Off he went hopper full, with his stealthy creep. Me putting a lane down one side, little Tom laneing the other side.

Left left left I shout...... only to see him jump through the air to mug him over the top. I pi$$ed myself laughing as he bounced off the can about 6 foot into the air. The muggee took three shots to hit him as he couldn't see straight due to the tears in his eyes!!!!

 

[Little_Kendo]

i was stood watching that 4 on 1, we stood there saying ****ing hell, 4, 3, only two left, walker pots up and deals with the last two then runs to the opposition base looks for the flag, someone reminds him its centre flag then he grabs it and runs it to his own base, leaving a group of us pissing ourselves and the rest of the nitro team holding their heads in their hands in the dead box!

Yeah we had our heads in our hands after that game but Walker played superb all day after that.
We all do stupid mistakes from time to time - just Walker more than others!
See ya soon dude.

 

[stongle]

That was me with the "their shooting at me", comment. Which infact was mild in comparison to my Goober display at MM3. Ahem here we go:

Monkey Love versus Troggs, had marker diallowed for having lose Max-Flo, queue me doing a flag run sans le'marker. Make Fifty grab flag from the grasp of Troggs player, and proceed to try to crawl under Sup'Air bunker to avoid inbound mugging (which never arrives). I rely on my team to provide cover fire whilst I'm tighter than a nun's front bottom into the 50 bunker. I was constantly communicating with me team with the call "Keep f**king Firing".

Then there was the playing on incident (I checked and could'nt find the hit, debated with the marshall but anyway), which got me and the team capt pulled when we about to roll the opposition

Then there was the running out of gas incident mid way into a game (not good for a back player).

Then there was "where's me squeegie incident", which mean't I could'nt cover another player for fear of hitting him (had le barrell burst from hell), only to find (after the game) that it was round me neck in front of me for the whole game.

And finally (small redemption here), the nameless team (they know who they are), who we played last game of the day, I was putting in their backs, when their back right lay down Coke Can goes El'Punta Stylee and places Angel Speed and Hopper "Blind" over top of Coke Can to shoot at me!!!!! Nice queue muchos giggles and me unable to hit him for laughing too much. I waited for him to look round the side of bunker before giving him some special love (i needed to compose myself).

Overall not the best of days (without mentioning me putting in the worng postcode into the Satnav so we arrive very late, via the wrong town), and hence team punishment that I will no longer be allowed a number on jersey, to be replaced with GOOBER.

 

[jahlad]

i suppose my break out vrs the troggs (i think it was them) was rather amuseing at mm5....off the break i make it straight into the centre 50 as usuall no probs, slide in and hit the bunker (2 coke cans side by side) snatch the flag and bugger me if the bunker didnt bounce out of the way and completly flip over, leaving me sat in the middle of the 50 laughing my ass off as i get wasted by all five of the opposition.......dont worry you got the flag says the marshal, then i reallise my hopper poped open and ive just rolled across best part of 200 of severes finest! doh!

next game on that field i payed special attention to how bloody hard i hit that bunker!

 

[Bunker Imp]

hi all i see my comical moments post has inspired others lol its good for us to laugh at the stupid things we have done or should i say I have done. this is a funny story from our point of view not the guys. i was training with a m8 he was using an inferno so he couldnt shoot sh*t i came round his side and blasted him ( now the rules we were playing because there was 3 of us was that when your hit go and touch the boundery tape then come back in) but my other m8 went out to fix his gun so me and this inferno muppet were left i cained him once then he said im fine carry on so i did. this eventually resulted in me being hit no times at all and we counted about 48 bleeding bruises on his back, arms, legs, and chin(i shoot his mask 5 times in the same place within a second and the mask cracked on the bottom and cut his chin lol. its ok folks he was ok he has just recovered and i think this was a year ago lol

 

[TROG_1]

How about this, Nottingham:
Calling to front player (Sam) whilst trying to cover him, telling him not to move cos he's been spotted by the other team, only to shoot him in the face. Embarassed, yes. Ooops.

 

[TOOLE]

at round 5 a friend of mine (alex) came to play his first tourney. he thought he was the dogs bo**ocks, and was running straight to the 50 every game, only not to do anything, but on the second game he managed to slide in to a bunker too fast and *bounced* of the bunker and into the open, where he got filled

then there was tyrone, another one on my team. his playing generally is just a joke. he tried to play back by sticking his angel speed over the top of the bunker, and firing it one handed and blindly at the opposition.

then we have me, off the feild. i was filling alex's bottle (the old and ****ty thing it is) and the o-ring goes and it starts wenting. i then realised i had forgotten to wear gloves, and freeze burned my hande. i dropped the CO2 bottle, still ventin, and clutched my hand. the bottle hit me in the knee and i think i have a little chip of bone floating aroundmy knee cap. i fell to the floor with the gas bottle still venting, but eventually managed to get the situation under control and (partially) recover my dignity.

 

[Graham-DV8]

Hummmmm

Only played two MM events guesting for DV8 but here it goes...

Last month in Uttox (feild 3 I think) we had a game after it had just stopping raining . Anyways me not totally taking into account just how slippy the groud would be after so much rain.

Anyways so we broke how we said we would with me running for the 50 right away, and so as I legging it I get abit of fire and therefore slide on my knee a meter or so before I would of. Not taking into account the wet grass I slide inbetween the two mini stand up coke cans (knocking one onto the floor unpeged where it rolled for a bit on its side on the 50) grabbed the flag as I went between them and then carry on sliding for a lest a meter or so past the 50 with no cover in sight, to then scramble around the can that I've just knock over to be hit as I did so.

Anyways I got the 25points and the feild looked *alittle* different after the game with not much of a 50 remaining

Anyways made me more carefull after that

Graham
(Mini G)

 

[Graham-DV8]

Ohh and then there Flaming Dave running out of bounds when going for the mugging, but I'll let him say thet one.......

 

[Flaming Dave]

that was not a funny moment at all just ask anyone that was anywhere near me for the week after