Marshall!!!!

[little tone]

back in the age of the rental players using pumps
i used to get,marshall this gun's sh*t it wont fire.so over you go and you look them in the eyes ,take the marker from them,put two hands on it AND SLIDE THE PUMP FORWARDS.
pull the they trigger and of course it worked.

we performed miracles :

 

[Bully]

UKPSF Word

I hope you don't mind but I propose to put some of these "comments" in the next edition of the WORD (assuming there is space) I will not be able to credit all quotes.

If you don't want a quote printing please let me know

Steve

steve@ukpsf.com

 

[DangerousBrian]

one funny comment was directed at me from a marshal.

yeears ago i was playin a punter day, was havin fun with my Icon ( yes, was years ago )

i do a blinding run down a tape, hear a call from behind me,

"player, dont you need your barrel???"


i look down and the dam barrel little scew came lose on me .

One comment i love while marhshaling (punters) is " hey marshal, can we (big group. 40 or so) all take on you and the other marshals"

its funny to see the looks on their faces after the 3 of you gun down all 40 in 5 minutes without loss

 

[little tone]

marshalling in autum

its wet and cold you are there you are in the afternoon,The group are now qualified rambo's,the good looking blonde has stopped playing for the day and thanks to the pasty that all marshalls eat for lunch the farting competition has started.
what can brighted this gloomy day??
THE BRIDGE GAME,you get all the blokes running over this bit of board and watch them all slipping and silding in to each other falling over ,then trying to get up only to be flattened by the second wave.all the time getting their asses shot off .and us marshalls stand there laughing at them(but keeping an eye on them-we are proffesional marshalls after all)

 

[crazypbkid]

last weekend i had a birthday party to ref and i hear ref "my guns broken"... so i run over and there was a large stick comming at least 2 feet out of the barrel this stick went all the way through the barrel up the feed toob and into the hopper. he said he didnt know what happend... we werent playing woods either it was a 3 man sup air for the little kids to play on.

 

[JustDoneRunThrough]

Player: Ref, my gun's not shooting!

Me: *takes off the hopper, and finds a large, misshapen, soft paintball stuck in the feed neck* Did you pick up paint off the ground?

Player: *innocently* No!

Me: