Marshall!!!!

[Twisty]

"Im out of paint"
"I cant see"
"Where are they"
"Im too hot"
"Whos on my team?"
"That hurt too much"
"That didnt hurt at all"
"Its too cold"
"Its too wet"
"Why the hell do you do this job?"
"Ive just been shot by one of my team mates, does that count as a kill?"
"Ive just been shot by a girl, that cant count" (My personal favourite)
"My wife said i shoot blanks, but this is rediculous"
"Ive just been stung"

All part of the game we all love

Twist

 

[ciaran.mooney]

LOL

My favourite

"Marshal! Ive lost the big black thing that goes on top"

 

[Darkwerks]

Recent game:
" Marshall, marshall, my gun doesn't work anymore, there's no paint coming out of it" Marshall inspects the offending weapon, expecting a mechanical fault....."hmmm," he says " it's not shooting because youv'e run out of paint."
My personal favourite , heard at every woods game ever and one you hear even experienced players say " He's over the there,behind the tree"

 

[Twisty]

I hear you there darkwerks. When im marshalling and hear people say that i always snigger, when im playing ive been told that when someone says it they will tend to hear a voice in the background shout "Were in a smegging forest!!" which i cant help doing and it normally gives me position away. But hey, its funny.

Twist

 

[Recoil]

Originally posted by Darkwerks

My personal favourite , heard at every woods game ever and one you hear even experienced players say " He's over the there,behind the tree"

I still do that and kept doing it at the last MM.....

"Marshall, check him, behind the barracade"

I hate woodland tourneys, Sup'air is so much easier

 

[Gogger]

Player-"Marshall, my gun's not working!"
(after inspection, the gun is given back to the player.)
Me-"It's working fine"
Player-"Marshall, it still won't work"
Me-"Ok, let me watch you fire it and i'l try to see what you're doing wrong"
Player-"Ok,. . . (long pause while player attempts to fire). . .SEE!!!"
Me-"So, you didn't realize that you had to actually pull the trigger to make the gun fire?"
Player-"Oh, right!. . . . Thanks"

 

[Robinator]

right on

"Oh sorry i thought you were one of them"

" i didn't mean to stick my gun round the bunker and shoot you in the right testicle"

I personally love it (hate it) when everybody on bnoth teams similtaniously has a cunning plan: "i know i'll dig in and wait for the whole other team to run into my line of fire 5 metres from home base"

not only players get stung hey twist

"Oh **** i just cut down a tree with a smegging wasps nest under it!"

 

[Twisty]

that was funny man, those wasps went straight pas me, ash and will and followed you. You must of pissed them off cronic.

That digging in thing happens alot, with the "I know, i'll defend"
followed by a sigh over the radios

Twist

 

[Robinator]

oh yeah

the funniest thing is listening to warren and tom cuss each other's mothers over the radio..... "hey Tom remember the bit in temple of doom when all those bugs come out of that hole in the wall...." you can gues the rest

 

[Billy No Mates]

"marshal my gun doesnt work!"

top 5 reasons

1. safety catch
2. out of paint
3. stone in breach (after picking up paintballs)
4. gun need recocking
5. safety catch (always in the first smegging game even if you tell them 5 times)

"Marshal, im outa bullets" - dont get me started!

best one ive heard was when a player first picked up their marker, held it at hip hight, fired it over the range, then turned to me and said "marshal, these sights are well out"