Man Dies while filling Paintball Marker with Air

[JoseDominguez]

Seriously it's a french/dolphin conspiracy using paintball as cover.

Fact 1: Missuse of co2 leads to global warming.
2: Global warming causes sea levels to rise.
3: Greenpeace (largely ran from France) saves millions of dolphins.

So, basically: The seas rise, dolphins breed in their millions paving the way for a French invasion as they walk across on a bridge of their evil aquatic allies.

Tell everyone, It's my only hope. I live 200yds from the beach and it's only a matter of time before I'm found dead from suspicious beach-ball type wounds.

 

[JoseDominguez]

They got the dinosaurs, so what hope do we have.


Fight the good fight, eat tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cube]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
3: Greenpeace (largely ran from France) saves millions of dolphins.

didn't the French attack and sink the Rainbow Warrior?

damn them they're more cunning than we thought.....time to invade!

 

[JoseDominguez]

obviously a non-dolphin sympathiser. But they got him, he was found with odd bottle-nose shape bruises to the lower body.


And, did anyone see that documentry on american navy dolphins they are trained to place limpet mines on ship hulls and to attack enemy divers using a a pressurised gas syringe, POWERED BY CO2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rest my case.

 

[QuackingPlums]

Originally posted by Cube
didn't the French attack and sink the Rainbow Warrior?

Yes it was. All of them. Every single frenchman, wearing black and white stripey jerseys, riding bicycles... probably sunk it by throwing garlic or something...

 

[JoseDominguez]

Because greenpeace stumbled onto their evil secret and were about to reveal it......... so the French/dolphin government had them sunk.

gotta be true.

(probably used CO2 powered onion launchers.

 

[QuackingPlums]

Yeah, I heard the French goverment had developed a "weapon of mass destruction" - a 20oz co2 bottle with a faulty valve set to explode and completely flatten the entire world...

 

[JoseDominguez]

Now they know you're in on it.
You must:
Avoid sea world/beaches/fishmongers.
Buy a very big cat.
Order a supply of blowhole corks.
Make sure you always put the toilet seat down (this prevents unwanted dolphin rear entry).
Be careful out there.

 

[QuackingPlums]

Well, as u can see I'm growing my own "big cat" in my pint glass...

I do keep my dolphin-radar on at all times tho... they're out there... and watching me...

 

[pupster01]

"SNORKIE SPEAK"

you know then am tuna are also in on it harbouring and protecting there dolphin friends. That's y we only eat the tuna that are dolphin friendly.