Want it hot? Put a 6'2" body on it with appropriately long legs, long wavy brown hair, a Hawaiian tan, REAL ones that look good as good as you imagine them before you see them, a tough attitude, and a bottle of Gentleman Jack in its hand with the lights turned low and Led Zeppelin playing loud enough to be perfectly heard but soft enough to hear her whispering voice, then blow out the candles and make a wish you know is about to come true....
Then it's hot.