Mad at the system

[Audguy]

Turtles?

By reading over these threads, i see lots about Turtles. Why turtles? What did they do to you?

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by KillerOnion
So what would be the equivalent of a sicilian message in paintball? Perhaps a severed turtle or snake head? Zap Chronic or Imperial in their underwear? Let's see, since you're in the military, Imperial on their dress shoes should do rather nicely, or perhaps a lovely bit of methyl sulfate in the soles (guaranteed to reek for weeks!).

I think Imperial on their nice dress Blues would do the trick. But a good joke is a paintball or 2 in the shoe. When you slam your boots on you smash them and you got a soggy boot for a day!