Lookit!!!
- Thread starter Kitty
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Devrij is our native sex offender, not me Sir.Are you a registered sex offender, or is it just a hobby?
I happen to think that, that Lifecast I linked to, is very beautiful. I also though that it would suit the comment quoted, because Kitty seems to favour the Female form and it's shiny too!
I Sir, am something of an artist and not a pi$$ artist, before any would be "smart alec" pipe's up.
Mind you, calling oneself and Artist, probably doesn't offer much protection, I mean Gary Glitter was an Artist of sorts.
Apparently, the British Police have re-arrested him since he holed himself up over here.
In a morning raid, they found Class A drugs in his Kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5c in his bedroom.
People have compared Mr Glitter's antics with the alleged antics of Michael Jackson.
This is terrible, you can hardly compare Glitters tripe, to the masterpieces that Jackson turned out for many years.
The accusations that Jackson has received, have even affected his family life. A reliable source, close to Jackson, reports that on one occasion, when his sister Janet came over, they sat discussing options for the evenings entertainment.
Janet asked suggested they go to the cinema or perhaps rent a DVD.
Jackson replied, "Oooh!! Can we get Aladin?" to which Janet retorted,
"NO Michael! Let's just watch a film eh?"
Anal Beard.
Would that be what Mrs Skeet calls "pully bits"?
That is high praise coming from you Skeet, I may just have to sig it. I prefer the term "sex-terrorist" though.
I just love the fact that Kitty never looks ant further than her breasts and plays on a team called Deviant
I do apologise. I hope I haven't offended your people, but it can be so difficult to know which term to address people, you know?
It's like when you go on a floating thing. Is it a barge, longboat, boat, ship, canal boat, Dutch barge??? So confusing and easy to offend; "Actually, it's not a BOAT, it is a Dutch Barge."
I play it safe and stick to vessel.
I once walked up the gang plank of a splendid looking "vessel", moored at Gillingham Pier. I waved at the few people working on deck and asked, "Permission to come aboard?"
The people looked at each other and laughed, then one said, "Sure, that's what most people do!" and the laughter continued.
I didn't have to venture below decks, so it wasn't until some time later, while looking for interesting places to go with Mrs Skeet, that I understood the joke. You can imagine my face when I saw this:
(Planned on Hyperlink, but it's not working any more, here's the blurb)
"http://www.swingingshipmates.co.uk
Club Info:
The most novel swinging party venue in the UK - aboard a luxury ship permanently moored in Kent.
Attractions include:
2 bars - one intimate snugbar
Dancefloor with nightclub lighting and sound-system
Dancepoles
8 person hot-tub
Sauna
Porn cinema
Playdungeon with f**king machine
Huge below deck playroom with beanbag beds
Mirrored orgy room
Free buffet and soft-drinks
Bring your own alcohol, condoms, towel for hot-tub and quilt if you want to sleepover.
Parties start 9pm every Saturday night. Couples £35. Single ladies FREE.
No single men (you're welcome to attend Greedygirlsparties every Saturday afternoon 1pm-5pm see webite for details)
Grand launch November 25th. See www.swingingshipmates.co.uk for full details and photos and to book!
It really is partying with the WOW factor!!!
We look forward to welcoming you aboard!
Janine & Jonty xxx
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what like this one
yes I was bored, and yes it did take me ages, and yes I did print screen it while i was on webcam
and yes, I am cool.
paha
Thanks Hunni, luv you too
Any particular reason why, out of curiosity?? My mate suggested the same thing (former Forumite) recently, regarding my nocturnal shenanigans, but I replied that it was not I, but my relationship with Mrs Skeet, that was legendary.