Long Johns!
- Thread starter Riftwalk
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Originally posted by TOOLE
I suppose that you southerners have those fancy pants flushing toilets to? and hot water i bet!! You're all just pansies
But your from Manchester..........bear in mind I consider Durham "continental".
I am still at a loss how the Northerners manage to get on line using an abacus tied to a clay tablet with a bit of stringOriginally posted by QuackingPlums
We also have digital watches... and pocket calculators... betcha haven't seen one of them!
The worst thing about going North of Watford is having to change back to pre-decimal currency... I mean 12 pence to a Shilling, 20 Shillings to a Pound what's that about?
Damn, hoisted by my own petard.
Anyway, I like living where cholesterol is considered a complete food group
You just feel the cold because you don't have insulation on you arteries, and you lack "Greggs".
That should confuse 'em.
Anyway, I like living where cholesterol is considered a complete food group
You just feel the cold because you don't have insulation on you arteries, and you lack "Greggs".
That should confuse 'em.
Actually nearly 20 miles out..... i have to go 16 miles to get to college.... and even then it's just a shack with no heating
And we have the legendary 5th avenue, 50p per pint! ( 4 shillings to us, but i have to simplify for them southerners).
There's nowt better than saying:
"i'll have 8 pints"
"that'll be 4 pounds please"
think about it, £10 makes 20 PINTS!! just looking at that much would make any (non monkey love player
) southerner pass out!!
Yeh... that's what Uni's for, as TOOLE just verified.
Butt (!) (can't believe I just wrote that...) back to the undergarment thing, cycling shorts are the way forward; warm, snug AND they don't make your bum look big.
Safe. Although I have been told that wandering around Campaign in just a thong would mean that I probably wouldn't stay cold for very long...
Sarah x
