lets talk competition

[Flash-Bugout]

Official Report: Maltesers Tournament

Going into the first round, expectations were high, I was looking forward to some crispy explosive action!

And, nothing. Then one begins to give a little, time for a quick inspection - a dimple!
I resume the match, and what happens?
One malteser wraps itself around the other!
Unable to decide a winner - is it the intact malteser, or should I follow the old paper wraps rock theory - I eat them both. Then realise that I've just really hurt my fingers. Tough little bugger them chocolate balls of malted goodness.
I decide the tournament has been won by all ma;tesers, and lost by me, so I eat all three bags and one box of the things.

Feeling kinda high on sugar, and reasonably ill now, so going for a lie down......

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by longballer01
Lets talk about M&M's shall we.
i apply pressure, squeezing them together until pone of themcracks and splinters. the winner gets to go another round.

i have found that, in general, the brown and the red M&M's are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.

That is definitely the best of the Useless information I heard! Should have posted it to my Post!

 

[Smokin']

What about the green? I need to know how the green hold up...I can't give details, but it has to do with world domination and a colony of green M&M's I've been breeding/eating.
Thank you for your research, you shall be rewarded!

 

[MarkehB]

Well I genetically engineered a green M&M with a super tuff shell. This enabled it to win a squeezing competition against a conker!

If you would like my research notes i'd be happy to mail em to you.

 

[QuikSilver]

Oh my, I neglected to read that earlier, but that is pretty funny!