Laosya breaks Poorman's nose at XBox launch!!!???!!!

[Fabio421]

Blow by Blow

pony: hey ed, i wanna apologize for all the **** i gave u and said
ed: **** you
pony: **** you
(ed swings the wackest wildest swing of all time, grabs ponys tail)
(pony prances out of the way of danger)
cuba: hey guys calm down... (steps in the middle and holds em back)
(cuba lets go of pony)
(pony connects with the biggest target on eds face... his noce)
(eds nose flows a river of blood)
pony: neeiiiiggghhhhhhh!!! (trots off into the sunset)

The End

 

[eBlader]

so you saw it happen?

 

[Ben Frain]

LOL! The last line of dialogue had me in stitches!!

 

[MrPink]

Blow by Blow

Originally posted by Fabio421
pony: hey ed, i wanna apologize for all the **** i gave u and said
ed: **** you
pony: **** you
(ed swings the wackest wildest swing of all time, grabs ponys tail)
(pony prances out of the way of danger)
cuba: hey guys calm down... (steps in the middle and holds em back)
(cuba lets go of pony)
(pony connects with the biggest target on eds face... his noce)
(eds nose flows a river of blood)
pony: neeiiiiggghhhhhhh!!! (trots off into the sunset)

The End

Great book, can't wait for the film to come out

 

[scribble]

You forgot Eds line, 'Get your hair cut you frikin' hippy...' as he bleeds on the Xbox stage...

 

[Robbo]

Firstly, Ed's hooter wasn't broken.

Secondly, Chris went up to Ed to apologise for all the cr@ap Chris has been saying in the magazines about him.

Ed told him to go forth and mulitply believing that an apology in private after such a public slagging was inappropriate and meant nothing and any apology should be done in the self same magazines he had maligned Ed.

An argument ensued and Chris then walked off only to return at haste after a few more choice words were exchanged and got in Ed's face.
Ed grabbed Chris's pony tail and pulled Chris's face away at which point Phil Dominguez intervened in an attaempt to break it up and grabbed Ed by both his arms and started to push him back away from the conflict at which point he was hit on the nose by Chris.

 

[le-pig]

so he hit him while his arms were pinned

 

[Intheno]

I was there. 5 feet away at the time. Robbo's account is almost accurate. There was more that happenned though. Lasoya took a cheap shot while Ed's arms were pinned, that much is definitely true.
The funniest thing was Ed screaming at Phil,
'You fxxked me again Phil, you fxxked me in Vegas and now you just fxxked me again here!!'

The whole thing should be allowed to blow over, although I think Ed will feel he has a free shot at Chris next time...

 

[Grendel-Khan]

Is any else drooling over the next Infamous/Avalanche match? Its been a while since there has been this kind of fierce rivalry in PB. Unless you count the Assassins/Americans deal, but that was more West Side Story than Goodfellas, Imean ferreal, chanting at another team? Thats so gay. Until fists start flying, nobody cares. American TV audiences eat this kind of **** up, they should have filmed the brawl and aired on PB2X TV on Saturday. If millions of suckers watch wrestling, they would probably line up with money in hand to see a fist fight followed by a gun battle. Word.

 

[Mark Toye-Nexus]

Grendel;

Bang on the nose (no pun intended) - the behaviour isnt condoned but it certainly pulls in the punters!!