I'm impressed that you manged to get the message across
Posting that your keyboard is Iraq'd is as hard as phoning in to work to tell them you've lost your voice.
Picture it......... I dialed the number, it rang, they picked up and......
hello..
hello.........
listen, is there anyone there? we record our calls.
As I frantically waved my arms around and made ackk..ackkkk noises.
Priceless.