I was an event where someone had a booth with a similar combat vest to the one Keith was selling. Cant remember if it was a Mayhem event or the Nashville Masters (its all a blur), but it was way back in the day.
He got up and stood on the table of the vendor, grabbed the vest, pulled out a bowie knife, cut the vest in half, threw it down on the table then and pissed on it...
I miss the old days...