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>A woman puts an ad in the paper for a husband. In her ad
>she
>includes the three things that she's looking for in a
>husband: 1) She wants a man who won't beat her. 2) She
>wants
>a man that won't leave her 3) She wants a really great
>lover.
>
>A few days later the doorbell rings. The woman opens the
>door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a
>wheelchair on her porch. She says, "How may I help
>you?" He
>replys that he is there to answer her ad in the paper. She
>says,"Oh, but I am looking for a man that won't beat me."
>He
>reply's, "I have no arms. How can I beat you?" She says,
>"Ok, but I want someone who won't leave me." and he
>reply's,
>"I have no legs and if you take away my wheelchair I can't
>even move. How could I leave you?" She nods her head
>and
>says, "Well, what I really want is a great lover." The man
>looks at her and says, "Lady, how do you think I rang the
>doorbell?!"
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>A woman puts an ad in the paper for a husband. In her ad
>she
>includes the three things that she's looking for in a
>husband: 1) She wants a man who won't beat her. 2) She
>wants
>a man that won't leave her 3) She wants a really great
>lover.
>
>A few days later the doorbell rings. The woman opens the
>door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a
>wheelchair on her porch. She says, "How may I help
>you?" He
>replys that he is there to answer her ad in the paper. She
>says,"Oh, but I am looking for a man that won't beat me."
>He
>reply's, "I have no arms. How can I beat you?" She says,
>"Ok, but I want someone who won't leave me." and he
>reply's,
>"I have no legs and if you take away my wheelchair I can't
>even move. How could I leave you?" She nods her head
>and
>says, "Well, what I really want is a great lover." The man
>looks at her and says, "Lady, how do you think I rang the
>doorbell?!"
