Come on PGI where are you digging up these guys?
Okay we can live with the wannabe rambos with their spyders that look like some current or previous weapon of war. After all most of us started in the woods as weekend warriors and these guys are keeping the prices low for us other guys. But in PGI #159 Joeschmoe Master Greg Myers is just about taking the proverbial P!ss. Who does he think he is?
His first tale seems to be his finest and most unbeliveble.
You know the one with the scout who trips over and shoots a branch out of the tree to land on his scout masters head.
WTF?
If this is the case I ain't never going to shrewsbury, PA either the trees are really fragile or the balls are rock hard. Come on who does he think we are? A paintball that when you drop them they tend to crack, knocking a branch off a tree?
Next and almost as amazing is the Air-strike scenario.
Picture young Greg hiding in a bunker when an oppostion player hurdles the bunker over young greg. They player doesn't see young greg but by some freak of chance his marker just happens to be pointing at Greg. He manages to see greg in mid leap and lays down a couple of shots.
Jesus I definatley aint going to shrewsbury. The kids there can do that freaky matrix Bullet time Sh!t. They can leap bunkers manage to cop an eyefull of a player below them and lay down two shots in mid flight.
Come on cut it out of the Mag I would prefer to look at another advert then read this cr@p anymore.
Go on guys flame me for this thread I don't care i'm speaking my brains.
By the way did i tell you about the day when my entire team had been eliminated. My gun had gone down with 30 second's to go. So i grabed a two Inch brush and a 5 litre can of dulux Dawn mist emulsion and proceded to eliminate the entire opposing team of 15 players grab the flag and get it back to my base before the whistle blow. I was on fire that day and demand to be next months Joeschmoe.
Okay we can live with the wannabe rambos with their spyders that look like some current or previous weapon of war. After all most of us started in the woods as weekend warriors and these guys are keeping the prices low for us other guys. But in PGI #159 Joeschmoe Master Greg Myers is just about taking the proverbial P!ss. Who does he think he is?
His first tale seems to be his finest and most unbeliveble.
You know the one with the scout who trips over and shoots a branch out of the tree to land on his scout masters head.
WTF?
If this is the case I ain't never going to shrewsbury, PA either the trees are really fragile or the balls are rock hard. Come on who does he think we are? A paintball that when you drop them they tend to crack, knocking a branch off a tree?
Next and almost as amazing is the Air-strike scenario.
Picture young Greg hiding in a bunker when an oppostion player hurdles the bunker over young greg. They player doesn't see young greg but by some freak of chance his marker just happens to be pointing at Greg. He manages to see greg in mid leap and lays down a couple of shots.
Jesus I definatley aint going to shrewsbury. The kids there can do that freaky matrix Bullet time Sh!t. They can leap bunkers manage to cop an eyefull of a player below them and lay down two shots in mid flight.
Come on cut it out of the Mag I would prefer to look at another advert then read this cr@p anymore.
Go on guys flame me for this thread I don't care i'm speaking my brains.
By the way did i tell you about the day when my entire team had been eliminated. My gun had gone down with 30 second's to go. So i grabed a two Inch brush and a 5 litre can of dulux Dawn mist emulsion and proceded to eliminate the entire opposing team of 15 players grab the flag and get it back to my base before the whistle blow. I was on fire that day and demand to be next months Joeschmoe.
