Dont take offence but that sounds as if you wrote to ITV and told them that being on TV would increase the numbers of people who play paintball Why would they care? If it increased the numbers of people watching ITV by a few million or even hundred thousand they might be interested but they get letters like this suggesting programmes about how wearing tinfoil hats stops the aliens hearing your thoughts, which probably get the same form letter back.
And Mikey, you are lazy, you only play snake because you get to lie down
Only if its an absolute neccesity will i get my tall ass in that snake