New PGI clothes powder. Guaranteed to get those tippex stains off your clothes that certain paint leaves...... 
It's coming...
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I reckon it's a DVD/video of some kind. Possible subjects could be :
A Tournament/Series from this year
Detailed kit live action reviews
A "Year in the Life" of a team/PGI personality/other personality
"Training the Robbo Way"
Guided tour of Rancid's cardy collection
"The J Salm video guide on how to make friends & influence people"
Sparklie's favorite thongs on tour round the UK & at Amsterdam
Porno movie starring famous 'ballers
Or it could be a game (yawn).
A Tournament/Series from this year
Detailed kit live action reviews
A "Year in the Life" of a team/PGI personality/other personality
"Training the Robbo Way"
Guided tour of Rancid's cardy collection
"The J Salm video guide on how to make friends & influence people"
Sparklie's favorite thongs on tour round the UK & at Amsterdam
Porno movie starring famous 'ballers
Or it could be a game (yawn).
kin el, someone give Tony a job. He's a man after my own twin-set. Jones mate, fkin hilarious.
Is it Flutschi Anal? The love-rim lubricant, in handy 2 gallon packs for the p8ntballer.com team to use?
Is it Flutschi Anal? The love-rim lubricant, in handy 2 gallon packs for the p8ntballer.com team to use?
Perhaps a PGI logoed barrel with a match ano'd keg tap, and the second being a KillerOnion signature series cooking set, complete with knives, spatulas, cutting board, and charcoal grill?
OR: PGI super strength laundry detergent. Why in the heck haven't detergent companies targeted paintball for advertising yet? You couldn't possibly have a better market than a sport that deliberately messes up clothes. NOBODY has even looked into it. Second item that should exist but doesn't: an electro Cocker alarm clock. Tourney players need an alarm clock that can not only can wake the dead, but get them up in a way that interests them, and nothing does that better than the sound of an electro's staccato and a backblock clacking.
OR: PGI super strength laundry detergent. Why in the heck haven't detergent companies targeted paintball for advertising yet? You couldn't possibly have a better market than a sport that deliberately messes up clothes. NOBODY has even looked into it. Second item that should exist but doesn't: an electro Cocker alarm clock. Tourney players need an alarm clock that can not only can wake the dead, but get them up in a way that interests them, and nothing does that better than the sound of an electro's staccato and a backblock clacking.
Actually, you're close.
It's PGI's "Erotica" 'zine. Featuring Myslef in a nice leather and rubber spread, I think. TJ's in this 'bondage' thing, and don't ask about Robbo, ok? Just wait for it to hit the stands.
**shakes and wretches violently**
Ok, I cna't keep that line of BS up for too long. GAH! I need some puke-dri here.
I know what it is, and you guys better save me a few of 'em.
PGI condoms. Useful for every concievable situation.
(I'll wait for the rest of you to get it....)
-Tyger (Happy Halloween guys)
It's PGI's "Erotica" 'zine. Featuring Myslef in a nice leather and rubber spread, I think. TJ's in this 'bondage' thing, and don't ask about Robbo, ok? Just wait for it to hit the stands.
**shakes and wretches violently**
Ok, I cna't keep that line of BS up for too long. GAH! I need some puke-dri here.
I know what it is, and you guys better save me a few of 'em.
PGI condoms. Useful for every concievable situation.
(I'll wait for the rest of you to get it....)
-Tyger (Happy Halloween guys)
I'm still not saying anything, because I think I'm closer to the mark then TJ seems to think.......
P8ntballer.com, the movie??
Featuring special guest stars Danny Devito as Rancid and Gwyneth Paltrow as TJ Lambini!
Featuring special guest stars Danny Devito as Rancid and Gwyneth Paltrow as TJ Lambini!
