it's all a bunch of tree huggin hippy crap

[Tom Tom]

UHF

Originally posted by Nick Iuel-Brockdorff
"Badgers ? - We don't need no stinkin' Badgers "!

And later in the scene:

"Today, we are going to teach poodles how to fly."
(cuddling a small white poodle)
" Are you ready Fluffy ? - here we go !"
(throwing the poodle out of a 4th story window)
"Fly Fluffy, FLY !"
(it drops to the ground, on top of some 20 other dead poodles)
"Oh maaaan !" (said in an annoyed tone of voice)

Trinidad Silva playing "Raul" of "Rauls Wild Kingdom" in UHF

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs---all next week on Town Talk!"

Advertisement for TV show in UHF.

"Ghandi 2 - he's back, and this time he's pissed" (showing Ghandi shooting an M16 into a crowd)

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Funniest movie EVER !

Nick

I love weird al but have never seen UHF if you know where i can get a copy that would be sweet

 

[Mark Bryant]

Dont shoot till u see the whites of their eyes !

zulu the classic !!!

 

[Mark Bryant]

ohh i see your point, well its this new dress it creases up very easily!

"Bottom"

 

[Smokin']

"I've got a bad feeling about this." Star Wars
"Strike that, reverse it" Willy Wonka

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

Did your life flash before you eyes? What did it look like? Cup of Tea, Cup of Tea, Cup of Tea.

Spike talking to Giles in the first episode of the last series of Buffy

 

[soopaman luva]

"im a get me a good ass job in a bank work my way up 2 manager and rob that mof@#ka blind"

dont b a menace in southcentral while drinking your jin &juice in tha hood

 

[Peaks (Stuart - Overlord)]

Gary Coleman

What chu' talkin' about Lewis??