I knew a guy who was, shall we say, a domestic chemist?!! Anyhow, the police turned up to check his pharmaceutical credentials were up to date and in order. Unfortunately they weren't so the police had no alternative but to relieve him of his wares......until he chucked them into the 8ft vivarium that his 10ft Burmese Python resided in!!!! Drugs are wrong anyway, look at what they've done to Keef Richards. He's actually only 34 years old