My friends, and I call you my friends cus you have all made me laugh out loud--repeatedly. Personally I think this thread needs to go to the Gold Board but we'll see. At any rate it's been fabulous. Where to begin?
Wave--I hope you were joking, in fact, I hope all of you were joking. Lovely pic, btw.
In Tights--if you're looking for sparring partners you might want to go after someone willing to fight back. Anyplace, anytime, fella.
On the subject of the tempest in a teapot that errupted in the middle a couple of points.
There is an optional setting that allows you to "ignore" (as in won't display) posters you don't want to see. Feel free to use it.
Classifieds are not a "chat" forum, be it positive or negative. Report any misuse.
As a rule don't take stuff personally. It isn't worth it. Relax and enjoy.