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Oh but they will care!
Eating good food is fun! Making good food is almost as fun too, and can solve a very common problem among single paintballing guys: getting women. Yes, this is true, if you can cook good food you can get hot women. Never once do you hear Emeril Lagasse complain about sexual frustration; he always comes into his live shows with a perky attitude and a smile on his face, and it's not from the fresh herbs and spices on his table. If your ability to cook good dishes is known, you'll rarely have a shortage of good looking ladies to sit down to eat with. In just under two months around here in England I've pulled this feat off 4 times out of 5 meals cooked! And the desert afterwards was just as steamy...
Now that would DEFINATELY get their attention. PGI is nearly always accompanied on the desk with Maxim amongst the people I know, often with Playboy also in the stack. Naturally PGI is always on top...
Eating good food is fun! Making good food is almost as fun too, and can solve a very common problem among single paintballing guys: getting women. Yes, this is true, if you can cook good food you can get hot women. Never once do you hear Emeril Lagasse complain about sexual frustration; he always comes into his live shows with a perky attitude and a smile on his face, and it's not from the fresh herbs and spices on his table. If your ability to cook good dishes is known, you'll rarely have a shortage of good looking ladies to sit down to eat with. In just under two months around here in England I've pulled this feat off 4 times out of 5 meals cooked! And the desert afterwards was just as steamy...
Now that would DEFINATELY get their attention. PGI is nearly always accompanied on the desk with Maxim amongst the people I know, often with Playboy also in the stack. Naturally PGI is always on top...
Dude, you don't have to convince me - I'm a fully paid up member of the organic eatin', twice a day training, my-body-is-a-temple-and-you-ladeez-are-welcome-to-come-in-and-worship-anytime club. But you've seen the average baller - similar bodyfat to Joe Public who spends his time drinking brewskis an shooting pool.
And as for the Brits, you got no hope of converting them. They think healthy eating is where you chew on a stick of celery to wash down your roast beef and yorkshire puddings, trust me.
Peace.
And as for the Brits, you got no hope of converting them. They think healthy eating is where you chew on a stick of celery to wash down your roast beef and yorkshire puddings, trust me.
Peace.
Food
Hey TJ
whats wrong with Kebabs all the food groups there. beats tacos and mackie D's and donuts and as for warm beer? no way !! and at least we know what we are drinking strength wise 5% min....just cos your labels say it is 5% don't believe it (if it even has a proof % on the label) been there and ticked that one off.
Mark
UK Cougars
Hey TJ
whats wrong with Kebabs all the food groups there. beats tacos and mackie D's and donuts and as for warm beer? no way !! and at least we know what we are drinking strength wise 5% min....just cos your labels say it is 5% don't believe it (if it even has a proof % on the label) been there and ticked that one off.
Mark
UK Cougars
5%! Sphhh. That is NOTHING man. Hornsby is like 6%, and that stuff is very timid, but it tastes good.
Mmmm cider
Oh, and that Blackthorn cider over here is really good too. At home I usually drink Woodchuck more than Hornsby's, but either one will work, especially for marinating chicken and turkey. Tis EXCELLENT for injection marinating for fried turkey. Now THAT is a great dish that should be quite popular over in England, but they've never even heard of it!
Perhaps I should teach them...
Oh, and that Blackthorn cider over here is really good too. At home I usually drink Woodchuck more than Hornsby's, but either one will work, especially for marinating chicken and turkey. Tis EXCELLENT for injection marinating for fried turkey. Now THAT is a great dish that should be quite popular over in England, but they've never even heard of it!
Perhaps I should teach them...
Mmmm... yummy. Though I must say that for a truly powerful and tasty drink, the Hand Grenade is still king. Yes, the Hand Grenade, as invented by Tropical Isle, Bourbon Street in New Orleans, LA, USA. If you've never had one, fly your azz down there and drink one or two ASAP. One or two is about as much as anyone can drink in a day. Trust me.
Well, since it'll take me a while before I can do that, can ya pass me some of that rum and Sobe? I figure it's worth a swig or two...
Well, since it'll take me a while before I can do that, can ya pass me some of that rum and Sobe? I figure it's worth a swig or two...