i now know why people leave paintball

[OddJob]

Sounds like someone is trying to make their e-penis bigger. 'I'm harder than you'.

Lump, you love it, mainly in the ar*e, but you love in none the less. Just don't go and see Mikey, he'll put you off forever in this state

 

[Polly]

for the record i work as a doorman likewaise so does 3/5 of my team, and honestly i couldnt think of anything i would love more then to meet some of the more mouthy people on here face to face and see if they really could 'imply thier will' upon me. Without a shadow of A dowt they couldnt

dude, just stop before you make yourself look like an ass, the hardman act really doesn't impress anyone. I have no doubt you could beat the sh!t out of me, but theres always someone bigger etc etc.

where's robbo when you need to prove someone wrong


P.S.
"likewaise", "thier" and "dowt" should be likewise, their and doubt

 

[Dark Stranger]

i for the record i work as a doorman likewaise so does 3/5 of my team, and honestly i couldnt think of anything i would love more then to meet some of the more mouthy people on here face to face and see if they really could 'imply thier will' upon me. Without a shadow of A dowt they couldnt, this is scare monger comment (reffered to in a previous post that was 'modded').

All that comment proves is that you are making up for some sort of personal shortcomings.

You have a small pecker?

Lack of hair on your head?

Homosexual?

 

[mikey601]

Sounds like someone is trying to make their e-penis bigger. 'I'm harder than you'.

Lump, you love it, mainly in the ar*e, but you love in none the less. Just don't go and see Mikey, he'll put you off forever in this state

oi oi

 

[I can't shoot straight]

Just think how much fun it is shooting some one that is what keeps me going when I think about the money

 

[Cusack]

this thread: the proof is in the pudding eh

 

[Suns]

Oi,

im losing the hair on my head makes me wanna cry when I get it cut

 

[SAMUEL.D.RYAN]

this thread: the proof is in the pudding eh

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PUDDING?!

YOU *******

 

[pJervis]

All that comment proves is that you are making up for some sort of personal shortcomings.

You have a small pecker?

Lack of hair on your head?

Homosexual?

As a bald, poorly endowed gay man I take offense being compared to that berk

 

[Buddha 3]

Strangely, I (used to) work as a doorman (make that a bouncer), as did Pete. I play American football and get hit in the head a lot.

Yet we still have the ability to form a coherent sentence....

So judging from the mistakes in the rest of his postings, I think he meant to say that he worked as a doormat.