After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...
Two blondes were skiing at Aspen, when they got into a debate about the best way to ski down a particular hill.
"The best way is down the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder," said the first blonde.
"No, the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight," argued the other.
"Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another opinion. There's a guy dragging a sled up the hill. Let's go ask him."
The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes the two of them caught up with the guy.
"Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way to ski down this hill is to take the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder, but my friend thinks the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight. Can you tell us who's right?"
"Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's no use in asking me. I'm a tobogganist.
"Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can I get a pack of Marlboros Lights?"
A woman is helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer.
She instructs him to choose and enter a password he wants to use, when logging on.
The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will try for a shock effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. So when the computer asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife that he is keying in the word, "PENIS".
His wife nearly falls off the he chair from laughing so hard, when the computer replies:
**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH. ***
***PLEASE TRY A NEW ONE. ***
Boom Boom Spatch!!
Mador
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...
Two blondes were skiing at Aspen, when they got into a debate about the best way to ski down a particular hill.
"The best way is down the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder," said the first blonde.
"No, the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight," argued the other.
"Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another opinion. There's a guy dragging a sled up the hill. Let's go ask him."
The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes the two of them caught up with the guy.
"Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way to ski down this hill is to take the left side of the course, where it's nearly all powder, but my friend thinks the best way is straight down the middle, where the snow is packed tight. Can you tell us who's right?"
"Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's no use in asking me. I'm a tobogganist.
"Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can I get a pack of Marlboros Lights?"
A woman is helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer.
She instructs him to choose and enter a password he wants to use, when logging on.
The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will try for a shock effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. So when the computer asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife that he is keying in the word, "PENIS".
His wife nearly falls off the he chair from laughing so hard, when the computer replies:
**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH. ***
***PLEASE TRY A NEW ONE. ***
Boom Boom Spatch!!
Mador
