I Have Got The Hump

[Liz]

Poor you Simon. Get well soon and try to have at least a half decent Christmas. I'll nag your boss to keep your work place up to scratch in your absence!

Say Hi to that nice child of yours from me

 

[ChairChimp]

What a gibbon

Greaser: See title and learn to spell.


Irons: Get well soon, I hope you break some records for the speed of recovery mate.

Chimp

 

[Dr_Chris]

greaser: If you want to speak with the grown-ups you're going to have to mature past the mental age of 6.

 

[Dr_Chris]

Hope you get a speedy recovery mate, best wishes.

 

[irons69]

well i have just fell down the stair,s the miss,s pissed her self
thay say things come in three,s what next

 

[GSuperstar]

Originally posted by greaser
no offence intended but you probably got the thing because of something you did in a previous life, so screw you!!!

Righttttttt...

 

[ChairChimp]

Eh? Make sense mate.....

They do come in three's.

1. You have your shiny new void.

2. You fell down the stairs.

3. Your missus pissed herself.

Unfortunate as this is, I suppose there is a case to say that 3 things normally happen to one person, but if you guys are close, then it pretty much counts as one.

I recommend rubber pants for xmas for her if you don't have 'em already.


Incontinence, is a disease not a CRIME!








Chimp

 

[Tonymicjoe]

To those who dont know...

Irons69 is also affectionately known as "Stitch". It seems like he could do with a couple of stitches now.

And Stitch, dude, don't try and pretend you are unhappy cos you are mooching about the house. You are ALWAYS unhappy. You are the moodiest, most manic depressive, pessimistic geezer i know.

Have a good day!

 

[ericostani]

Originally posted by irons69
well i am stuck at home with a 3-4inch wide and about a 1 inch deep hole in my chest
i had to have a infected sebacas cyst removed last wednesday and it has to heal as a open wound
saw the doc in the morning and stright into hospital as it was the size of a small orange
i won,t be up and playing till sometime next year
can,t work ether or go out going mad looking at these 4 wall,s all the time
happy bloody xmas

dude, thats fu*kin wrank man.

gutted.

 

[irons69]

sorry should have said the miss,s pissed her self laughing
and tony m8 the reason i am

And Stitch, dude, don't try and pretend you are unhappy cos you are mooching about the house. You are ALWAYS unhappy. You are the moodiest, most manic depressive, pessimistic geezer i know.

is because i know you DUDE