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I hate christmas!!!

mophead

dont really care
Apr 15, 2007
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So so much.


Its still almost 2 months off and im sick of the music, the adverts, the endless "christmas offers" and other such things.

The religeous organisations who come around and ask you to go to their christmas service.


The charities asking for "extra" donations at this time of year. I give regularly to the air ambulance and rspca, im sure as hell not going to start giving to every other charity out there just because its christmas.


Damnit, I wanna sit at my window with a rifle and shoot any carol singers than come by.


And the most annoying thing out of all of it what realy realy REALY gets me annoyed is how for the weeks covering christmas and new years how everyone seems to stop and nothing gets done.


Bah fekkin humbug.


you have the worst attitude ever .. for god sake lighten up and stop sitting in gods waiting room . dont take life to seriously, you never come out alive at the end
 

chrizwheatley

Northern Baller
Sep 23, 2007
798
4
43
Near Newcastle
I just think its coz he doesnt belive in good old Mr Clause Moppy lol.

Bon come and sit on my knee and tell me what you want for chrimbo love.

To be fair the idea of Christmas is not religious its because its a build up to a new year.

New life, new births, new everything getting the toys is for use in the new year, winter is ending, spring will be starting etc etc.

Be a giver not receiver (in the most un-gay way possible)! Winter is a depressing time for most (not me i suppose i love it, killing all kinds in the open season etc) think about the following year to come Bon, all the new life, new flowers, new everything :D
 

chrizwheatley

Northern Baller
Sep 23, 2007
798
4
43
Near Newcastle
Wrong because i havent offered you to sit on daddys knee...

No gayness we got wrong last time!

Dont worry you will get your turn also sweet heart :D lol
 

Cook$

Just the tip....
Jul 7, 2001
5,749
1,000,920
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Championsville
Keep your gayness to one thread you two....

Let's not all have a go at Bon. He'll get his chance for redemption on Christmas Eve, he's got three ghosts with his name on...