for 200 you could get yourself an Angel LCD. Im gonna try mine in woodsball and see how i do. My m8s have got Impys Shockers Angels etc and theyve done fine.
No need, I think you can buy em..quite nifty ones too...or maybe, anno it pink as Gups suggested, then get "Whats Pink and Hard?" Engraved on one side...and then..."My Cock (with very small "er" after it)" on the other side....cool..