Hows this for bad luck

[chunk.Clan]

If it wasn`t for bad luck you wouldn`t have any luck at all...lol.
bad luck dude. Can only get better.

 

[Gyroscope]

Two feet? Quick: auto-rotate!

Not much time to react, huh?

 

[-Suicide-]

omg, did he crash it away from your house irons? lol

 

[Skeet]

Originally posted by Roulette
a b**tard doberman bit me as i walked past it when i was little and ive been terified of them since

Someones dog bit me on the hand once when i walked past, so i kicked the living ****e out of it while it was still connected to this womans hand...she just stood there....was quite funny...
"Lets hope he has learned his lesson" were my only words!!

 

[Roulette]

im sure that took your public image to great heights

 

[Skeet]

Im sure it didnt...however, she wasnt trying to get it off my hand, and it didnt look like it was going to let go...whats a guy to do?

 

[le-pig]

Originally posted by Skeetmaster
Someones dog bit me on the hand once when i walked past, so i kicked the living ****e out of it while it was still connected to this womans hand...she just stood there....was quite funny...
"Lets hope he has learned his lesson" were my only words!!

quite right to m8,amazing how a size 8 boot stops them wanting to bite you

 

[Steve Hancock]

Should of given her a slap as well, stupid bint should control her mut.

I was once bitten by a shetland pony. Pay attention when feeding animals carrots!

 

[Skeet]

LE-PIG: Size 10 mate!! (I've got a rep to protect!)

STEVE: "Now kids, look how I feed the Pony...he loves carrots"
"But Daddy, why has that carrot got red stuff coming out of it?"

 

[Gyroscope]

eww. christ oh christ. eww.