How to become a pimp?
- Thread starter scott essery
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Don't look at me... this is what my ol' man says about pimps:
"Pimps have to have a bright pink Cadillac, chopped and channelled, with 'monsta choons from da Alpine'. The interior is mink-trimmed white leather, and usually they have a set of steer horns on the front bumper. They also have a pimp stick, for chastising their bitches who keep back what they owe da Man, usually in their titty bank."
He said something about glass-heeled shoes, containing water and fish, but the drugs were starting to kick in so I forgot.
Hope this helps.
"Pimps have to have a bright pink Cadillac, chopped and channelled, with 'monsta choons from da Alpine'. The interior is mink-trimmed white leather, and usually they have a set of steer horns on the front bumper. They also have a pimp stick, for chastising their bitches who keep back what they owe da Man, usually in their titty bank."
He said something about glass-heeled shoes, containing water and fish, but the drugs were starting to kick in so I forgot.
Hope this helps.