Think you lot are f'ing bonkers. Marshalling must be the worst job on the planet. crap money, crap hours, abuse from the players and punters, outside in the cold, outside in the wet, outside in the summer, stinging nettles, poison ivy, getting extra loving, stag parties, rambo wannabes to name but a few.
I appreciate marshalling does subsidise your playing, but that's some crazy sacrifice! You lot are sadist's.
Now office work, that's where it's at. Free phone, long liquid lunches, free client entertainment, get to play paintball in the States 3 times a year (with my homies in NYC), great ho's and all day P8ntballer.com. Can't be missed.
However when it's all said and done, Mr Tounament Marshall, with your extra welts and at times over zealous refereeing, your inside out Dye top and towel round your head......This bud's for you.