Moderators are highly trained sociopaths. To become one you need to fulfill tha following criteria:
1. Be a eunuch
2. Show blatant disregard for p8ntballer.com official policy at all times
3. Have killed a bear with you bare hands
4. Hate all Brits with a passion, even if you are one
5. Have proof positive that the number 5 doesn't exist
6. Lie thru your teeth at all times
7. Have taken part in the Charge of the Light Brigade
8. Believe that drugs are evil and bad for you but take ****loads anyway for the purposes of 'research'
9. Speak dolphin
10. Know that it's all just a ride...
Anyone who fulfills all of tha criterion may apply.
See, number nine, I keep telling them, but no-one will listen, it's a damn dolphin mafia/french government conspiracy.
Hang on, I can smell mackerel, was that a beach-ball bouncing off my front door.
They've come for me, tell the people and eat lots of tuna!!!!!!!!